26.6.09

†TEENAGE JUMPERS†




My sister and i loved to be alone in our room. We had a russian grandma, just to throw things at, and a drug box under the secret stripping pole in the closet.

25.6.09

HIDING AWAY



when I was younger, I used to hide away in a black leather chair and watch charlies angels all day. other people played roundball outside my window, these was the people I was hiding from.
they never found me, so thank you Farrah

23.6.09

† BURN WITCH BURN †



det.er.frikkin.sankt.hans.og.tha.unholys.skal.sidde.inde.og.lave.cunt.ass.opgave.screw.that.shit.i.wanna.burn.a.witch.in.ma.livingroom.then.

THE SHINY LITTLE MERM∆ID AND THA' UNHOLY WHITE MILEY CHIN∆Z

21.6.09

†they represented everything holy about a virgin†

†They were handing out those watermelon slices. And I sat down over on the other side, And I watched them.†I watched them eat the watermelon. And all this juice started running down their chins and onto their shirts.†

20.6.09

TRUE THAT


IT'S TRUE THA I'VE SIGNED A NEW YOUNG HOOKER

A GATEWAY TO HELL

.he used to offer to paste printed messages onto a post card and mail them out from the windy city of hell, on request that is. unfortunately, he never saved a copy of the messages in electronic form. so if you happen to have one of these impure postcards laying around, he would love to hear from you!

17.6.09

B-DAY CHILD OF YESTERDAY



BTW I'M THE B-DAY CHILD OF THE DAY

13.6.09

†UNHOLY BANJO TRINITY AKA THE KNUDSENS†

"FOR MANY YEARS I THOUGHT I WAS WHITE"



A black boy who thought he was white. Everyone else in his family was white, but his skin was black. His mother said it was a skin disease. He grew up as a middle-class white American boy in Ohio, not knowing any black people.

One time on television he saw black people running in the streets getting sprayed by fire hoses.

The not so white boy: "mother, what is this I see."

Mother: "They are just very hot, thats why."

The not so white boy: "uhh... father would you please get the gun ready, because I do not want them to come to our house."

"MY MOTHER WAS A LIAR"